Sunday, March 06, 2011
Super Doctor in the Banana Kingdoom
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another one, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Cambodian doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in Cambodia (about 25 years ago) we grabbed a person From the jungle with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him Prime Minister of the country, and now........ The whole country is poor and looking for work!!!!!!"
GOD BLESS YOU & GOD BLESS CAMBODIA
Sacrava brings even a trace sharper:
... what I dissociate myself of course. HOW DOES IT NOT!
But one I still have:
Fatal traffic accident in Bangkok, the son is in a coma, his father asked the doctor what you can do then.
doctor: "He needs a new brain, we he can plant a "
father:" How much would the cost because "
Doctor:" Well, we have a brain of an elderly German professor, the costs $ 1000. Then we have a 40-year-old French teacher whose brain costs $ 3000. Or they take the brain of a young Thais, traffic accident last week, bad business, who was just 20th Student. But that costs $ 50,000 "
Father:" But why is the Thai brain so expensive "
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doctor: "It is more or less almost unused"
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